I’ll pay. I’ll watch. I’ll be embarrassed the next morning that I did either.

mr. delicious prior to joining the yankees organization

The debate was spur of the moment, thinking on his feet with no time to apply a coating of bullshit to his viewpoints. Here he had time to prepare and cover the nastier parts of his views with the appropriate doublespeak.

Nazis gonna nazi... And get upset when you call them nazis.

“Discrimination certainly exists but I do believe it goes all ways,” he said. As evidence of this, Jafari pointed to a sketch by Samantha Bee, where she jokingly blames white people for Trump’s election. “I suppose you could guess the reaction if Samantha Bee said black people ruined America for voting overwhelmingly…

Jon’s views aren’t based on real statistics, but from Breitbart bullshit. He argued that the most well off black person is still more violent and more likely to commit crimes than the worst off whites. Please don’t let him half-assedly backpedal from such a blatantly racist (and factually incorrect) statement.

But Josh Gordon is gonna have his career ruined because of weed.

The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

I’ve heard from people in academia that grad students shouldn’t unionize because it would cause the faculty to see them as adversaries rather than colleagues. Which seems like utter nonsense considering how grad students are currently treated.

You went to college to LEARN? You poor, poor soul. You go to college to get a piece of paper that costs $30,000 and gives you the right to apply for jobs you won’t get unless you know someone.

“Only 313 students who are teaching this semester are eligible to vote; 90% of all GSAS students will have no voice.”

To be fair, I, too, blame the United States, Israel or somebody else for 9/11.  

He was so proud of that, too! Like “I know how to win this, just drop a ShapiroBomb, drop the mic and walk out triumphant.”

ben shapiro is a 5'4" manlet and he’s extremely embarrassed about that

Doesn’t really sound like a “money is strange” situation. Sounds more like a “you grew up quite rich, and around really rich people” situation.

I like how Zarren’s tweet leads with “Life in 2017" like this is the sort of shit that’s been making 2017 so wild.

I mean, I agree. It’s exactly the good, dumb shit that I crave.

I understand the point of this article, but I’ll be damned if I wasn’t briefly intrigued by the eyemojis and IG follow.

“Me being heterosexual and straight, and being vocal in my identity as a straight woman was huge.” This means she told dykes they’re going to hell, right?

yah scarlett it’s pretty difficult for me to have sex with one person too