It’s worth noting that Jose Fernandez was not driving the boat; he had someone else to drive it. I feel badly for him and his family that his name is being dragged now over this.

Met my girlfriend on Groupthink :-) She’s written up the story a bit, and I just gave an abridged version! We’ll probably write a longer version in a month or so...

Yes, I’ve done something exactly like that! I met my girlfriend over at Groupthink about a year and a half ago. We started an e-mail friendship, and after a few months things became pretty romantic and she planned a sexcation to come visit me in Texas from Canada. Turns out, we fell in love and we’re going to get…

They look so soft and sweeeet!!! I want to snuggle with them!!! :-D

omg the only thing I love more than pets with stuffies is interspecies friends!!!! Thank you!! If only my snugglebugs got along like that!

omg I love pets with stuffed animals, I love this sooooo much!!!

It seems so clear, but I don’t think they do; they are terrible with nuance, introspection, and logic.

“How do you feel about this, alt-right?”

“Also, her character doesn’t see colors, literally she cannot even distinguish different shapes, so she’s constantly walking into things and also won’t even go there when it comes to discussions of privilege.”

Right back atcha Missypoo!

He’s such a foodgod

omg I wonder what ice cream Jonathan Cheban I got, I bet it was so good. He probably looked at the menu and just knew from reading the words that his ice cream would taste so super good. I hope, for everyone’s sake, that Kim did not get the rock shrimp.

Pretty awesome how this requires a servicey tag at the top, b/c idiots.

You’re just trying is a joke that really missed the mark, right?

It sounds like you’re just a charismatic introvert! Similarly, you can be a very shy extrovert; the distinction isn’t about how you perform in those situations, it’s about your preference for each, and whether you find them to be energizing or draining.

I didn’t run into any of these, but browsing his comments was a crazy journey into the mind of an undecided voter! He’s actually surprisingly woke! Although I had low expectations, given that he’s an undecided voter...

Oh that is gooooood!

This is your high horse, protest voters.

Why do we need two more assholes on stage!? Would Fred Willard moderate?

Will she or won’t she!? Find out next week, on “For the love of God, everyone pay attention to me!”