Because Major League stadiums have the safest of parking lots.

These are my favorite types of comments! Many thanks!

Thanks! Good lord, I would watch that for every episode.

Wait, what!? Did she do commentary for one of the episodes? I would love to check that out!

This is why we can’t have nice things.

Is the same true for Madden? It’s always been discussed, but consistently denied by EA.

A similar handicap has long been suspected (and denied by EA) in the Madden Ultimate Team modes as well. There have been occasional hints at it, when you’ll check your roster and find that your stacked lineup has had its overall reduced drastically, but apparently there’s never been a smoking gun like this. Very…

“This change is completely meaningless, BUT I ANGRILY OPPOSE IT!!!”

I don’t think Trevor Noah wrote this tweet, I just think he high fived the person who did.

Holy shit!!

I can’t fucking handle Simmons anymore, so I expected to hate the Ringer (since Lowe and Barnwell are still with ESPN), but I’ve been reading a lot of it lately. It’s surprisingly good, and somehow feels less douchy than Grantland.

So... You stopped watching him after he left your team? Because he did work this season.

No question - Carlisle is a fucking savant.

Would they not make solid strikers too? I mean, Peter Crouch...

Obviously she’s not spiritual enough to believe in ghosts...

I love the story of how the producer (can’t recall who) was briefly obsessed with the idea of a giant spider as a movie villain. He tried to shoehorn it into a Superman movie (among others?) before it finally appeared in Wild Wild West: a steampunk remake of a 60s TV show.

How is David Kahn out of the running!?

I immediately assumed that he lost it in a terrible way, because I’m a cynical asshole, and then absolutely loved the video because I’m a huge softie. Good for her! Sweet class!

Absolutely.

Indeed. I had a wonderful math teacher in high school who did an amazing job of connecting with us on a level that made us feel respected as peers. She was a tremendously positive influence on me and many of my friends. That made it somewhat easy for us not to question whether back rubs were appropriate. She later had…