There’s no way that being high all the time can account for Franco, unless he’s high on more than just weed. If you smoke all the time, you stop looking high when you smoke - no squinting or bloodshot eyes, and you’re pretty much fully-functional.

Really, really glad you shared it!

Pleeeeease go on! Franco is a riddle wrapped in an enigma doused in body odor and barely distinguishable from Shia Lebouef (less drunkenly headbutting people, mainly).

I totally hear you, except that my crush is just a plain ol’ crush and now a bigger one at that. That story is totally awesome.

Oh my god, you’ve cemented my gigantic crush. I barely read twitter and constantly end up seeing clever tweets of hers; she seems amazing.

Ooooooh, my mistake! I take it back JJL!!! I mean, I can’t take all of it back, you did suck in Proof, but I’d like to take the spitefulness out of that comment and wish you well!

This is an awesome comment! The JJL bit stands out as a super dickish encounter, right in line with this post, and I love hearing the list of folks who were lovely! Martin Sheen has made multiple appearances in this thread now! I’d love to meet Chris Hardwick, I’m glad you threw in the (I know!) next to Vincent Gallo,…

!! That is amazing!! And it really doesn’t surprise me that she was wonderful!

That is so, so sweet! Stories like this deserve their own post!!!!!!!! I love this story and I love that your mom still appreciates it so much!

Yup! I have no problem sleeping at night!

Let’s do it! Wanna get high, eat ice cream sandwiches, and watch Labyrinth? Or whatever really, I’m just down to hang!

She knew - she wasn’t in favor of it, because she was afraid it would get back to her, but she barely had anything to do with him; just volunteered at a summer comedy festival he played. She came around to the hilarity of it though, especially once it was over. It was all via text too.

He’s also an ultimate frisbee player (although he has a bum knee) and not a bad one! Most ultimate players are good people, so this totally adds up! Oh, and his appearance on the Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore this past week or so was excellent! Love Bill Nye!

It sucks hard, because I want to like Piven, mainly just because he’s a Jew, but he is so blatantly an irredeemable shitheel. I do want to hear more of your stories though; preferably, all of them about everyone!

Another unexpected and awesome celebrity appearance! I love that!

Ugh, Piven. Uuuugggggh, Piven.

If it was a positive encounter, include it here!!

I broke into his house and he was actually super chill about the whole thing!

I’m all ears!

This totally counts and belongs in the conversation!