That’s what Bob Saget thought, while I was catfishing him! At least until I ghosted and stood him up at a hotel in downtown Boston.

Fucking fuck fuck!!! I’ve always loved The Boondock Saints because it is such a clusterfuck of poor ideas that all come together to create a really fun movie (plus, Willem Dafoe and Billy Connolly), and I loved everything about the sequel in that it exposed what a terrific jackhole Duffy is and how he was ever so…

No I didn’t!

OMG, I love that there’s an awesome George Clinton story in here!!!! This thread is blowing me away!

Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!! That can’t be true! Please do not be true!

That is awesome. The Bruschi story especially makes me so happy.

If it’s any consolation, he hit on my friend in college and I stole his cell-phone number from her. I pretended to be her and led him on every time he was back in Boston, until I finally got him to show up at the Hotel Commonwealth and cut communication entirely. He got angry and vulgar; if Bob Saget thinks you’re a…

Jean-Ralphio is such a strong character that I’ve become a complete and total sucker for everything Ben Schwarz. The dude just kills me.

As much as I always enjoy these “Worst Celebrity Encounters” stories, I’d like to lobby once more for a “Best Celebrity Encounters” post (unless I’ve missed one in the past). I want my best impressions of Ellie Kemper, Bill Walton, John Waters, and Amy Poehler to be confirmed, please and thank you.

Oh, so now we’re Krollsplaining here too!?

My friend’s rented a house for their wedding recently and it HAD A BOOKSHELF HIDDEN DOOR! It was incredible! It didn’t rotate, it just opened up like a door, unfortunately, but it lived up to my dreams and I am so happy to have experienced it!

I really hoped that people would eventually learn to stop wearing their emotions on their AIM Away Messages, but between Twitter and Facebook, it’s just gotten so, so much worse.

I like to respond “I’m not lactose-intolerant, but when I drink milk I fart like crazy.”

I’ve never seen Patriarchy theory as intended to direct blame, but as a descriptor of our cultural biases. Regardless, the idea that feminists or those using the word patriarchy believe in a “shadowy cabal” or even define the issue as driven exclusively by men is completely ignorant to the overwhelming majority of…

Maybe he hides the afikomen in his pants?

Can a kid ever be left without supervision? If there is a park within walking distance of the house and he wants to shoot hoops, is it endangerment to allow the kid to do so without supervising? Serious question.

The most irritating thing that happens (mostly with men) is when I say, “Alright! so what are we doing today?” And they respond, “Uhhh...a haircut?”

This is a great article! Nothing else to add, just that.

It reminds me of Aaron Schock quoting Taylor Swift to say “Haters gonna hate”.

Yup. I want, so badly, not to hate him. But this is waaaaay too much.