So you predicted that being bitchy would get you bitched out? Haha? You know and understand my perspective, choose to be abrasive and dismissive about it, and follow up with “Like, yeah I get you”?

No, I don’t disagree - I figured you’re probably not an asshole, so I was deliberate in just asking you not to be one. I understand you know #NotAllBarrens, but you sure were dismissive of anyone and everyone who’s gone through IVF, in a way that felt completely out-of-touch to my own experience and those of people I…

I worked for a company that was owned by a large PE firm that implemented certain processes at each company.

Happy belated!! That’s my bday too - are you me??

I moved to Austin, and despite the myriad options here, I constantly crave Anna’s and go immediately whenever I’m back.

No one would call Boloco a great burrito place!

XBL should improve its report feature, period. It’s incredible how many horrible trolls I run into with 5-star “reputations” - particularly when I consistently see their gamertag plastered across different message boards, so they’re clearly doing this consistently and presumably being reported consistently.

I’ve never commented at Kotaku, so I’m probably not bringing any groundbreaking insight to the table, but here goes: I’ve always been a solo gamer, or played multiplayer games on the same console with my friends. I’ve played some Civilization and Tropico multiplayer, and had pleasant experiences, and several years ago…

I just realized that I took one of Blanket’s comments about not truly seeing adopted children as your own and attributed it to you. So my apologies on putting those words in your mouth, and I’ll dole out that small portion of my ‘fuck you’ to Blanket, who was at least not going for full-blown malice with her take on…

I’m rarely one to be offended on the internets, and even less so on Jezebel, but damn. As I’ve commented, I was in a relationship with a wonderful woman who found out at an early age that she would not likely be able to conceive.

I’m also fascinated by those who believe that life begins at conception/fertilization, and how they treat their embryos. Three years ago, my then-girlfriend and I fertilized a few embryos who are all still chilling on ice. If we were to go the IVF route (which is now only a hypothetical, as our situations have…

I very nearly carried out that situation. My now ex-gf very suddenly found out that she had only a few viable eggs left, and if she were to ever conceive she needed to go through hormone therapy and egg retrieval pretty immediately. We were pretty early on in our relationship, so I fertilized half while the other half…

Was about to chime in on HEB as well! They are legit!

I have a crazy, horrible, no-good, very bad ex-girlfriend in Boston, who I stayed with for way too long. I moved to Austin 6 years ago, and ran into her while back in Boston 2 weeks ago. She was with a group of friends, and being passive-aggressive, petty, and obnoxious, in a show-offy way in front of them. I stayed…

I was working in sales for a tech company, and had spent a few weeks dealing with a giant asshole. My role was in channel sales - I helped IT resellers to understand and sell our products. This ranged from giants like CDW & Dell to small local IT companies, and as a favor to a colleague I spent some time working with…

I wonder how much voter ID laws are costing states. The laws that fix a non-existent problem. How do Republicans sleep at night?

He’s the strongest case I have for someday joining Twitter.

It’s too easy and way too long, but I keep thinking of ideas for the opposite of this list, and Bill Cosby jokes aside, I keep having visceral reactions to all the assclown who are popping into my head...

Oh my god! I feel like an idiot for not realizing this immediately but yes, absolutely. I just adore that man.

I've heard these claims first-hand from two former waitresses... That said, my jaw dropped when I saw the name in the post!