David Kahn wouldn't trade Eddie for Above the Rim. That's just fucking insanity.

At first, I thought this was crazy, and then I saw that 2 of his congregants are the most forgiving Christians ever, so maybe he's still a really good pastor.

I assumed so much! I'm yet to join Tinder, but I'll be sure to take some pictures with my dog first!

What about my cat? That's good too, right!?

"It's not food! It's virus!"

Don't Millenials "hate" advertising? Is this an incredibly clever abstinence campaign?

Am I dyslexic, or is she really onto something? Because I would eat here.

I was suicidal at 6, and I don't remember if I knew that word. I definitely said pew, pew all the time, like every kid, which had absolutely nothing to do with it, but let's say some teacher or administrator decided I might've been thinking about killing myself - this response would've freaked me the fuck out and…

A cop working at a Burger King? That's quite a whopper.

I hate to agree with Rick Perry but Texas needs help protecting its borders.

Gotta hand it to the police for fingering this asshole.

Oh, earlier I thought you were saying that it was smart to go on welfare from generation to generation. Especially when you said "you must think I'm stupid that I haven't tried" but I didn't realize you were talking about scholarships, I think.

and welfare too? Most people on welfare are white - maybe you can go on welfare and teach your kid to do it too so that its generation to generation?

were I live it's Spanish first, English second.

Could you get those benefits if you tried? I just mean hypothetically - I know you think that's a really bad thing to do, I'm just asking if you could even do it since you're white

Why were you appalled?

And illegals too? They have it better too?

this article has an attack an all white people, and ASSume the worse out of you Bc you are white.

If you're saying that it's easier to be black than it is to be white, then I have no idea what to tell you.

You're still not understanding what privilege or privileged means. It applies to every group that you are a part of. We are both white, but I am a man. Because of the sexism in our society, I am privileged relative to you, as a woman. So there are ways that you are not privileged. And there are ways that you are.