But, you got here first and that’s what really matters.

It’s not just the look either. Actual jokes that people took time to write and animate are physically removed from the frame. It’s just terrible all around and I don’t like looking at it.

The real crime here is that someone is watching this in that garbage ass wide screen format.

That’s a great idea. They should totally get rid of the only enjoyable part of the show and shift focus to the terrible terrible characters that everyone hates.

It means that my grandma may check out this Taylor Swift person she’s hearing so much about.

i[FARTS]Radio

You used the word bovine in reference to pigs. I think you mean porcine.

You may laugh, but that single fly is all the sustenance that Collinsworth needs for ten more years in the booth. If he ever catches a small bird or rodent we may never see the end of him.

Each line snorted represents a white line in the flag. It’s probably the most patriotic thing he could do.

I’m just waiting for the white O-Line to express their feelings about this developememt.

If my sadness lasts more than 4 hours, I’ll consult a physician.

It’s no surprise to me.

To be fair he did say Kripanite not Kriptonite. It’s a subtle difference in pronunciation, but it’s the difference in the thing that turned Superman into a mortal and the thing that gave him giant erections.

*punches wall repeatedly in Dade County Stockade.

No matter yet when they come out, stupid movies need the most attention.

So, having a child made you enjoy Arrival less than you should have and also made you appreciate Collateral Beauty more than anyone ever should have? I don’t think that anyone has ever made a ringing endorsement to me about having children, but this is by far the most depressing anecdote about having children that…

“Schindler’s Fist”

Pitch Perfect: Pitch, Be Humble

Pictured: Trump enjoying his favorite summer treat, the delicious porkcicle.

Dazed and ConpHuGHsed.