“But your honor, even though I stated it wasn’t a joke, I was clearly just kidding around.”

You can. I work with CPAs on a daily basis. It’s amazing that some of these people graduated high school, much less handle other people’s finances.

I guess Funny People is turning into a biographical piece retroactively.

I appreciate the apology, no worries at all. We can forget that I threw snark back at you, right? Because we’re both learning today.

I didn’t hear any French accent at all. Is there a difference between Quebecois French accent and a European French accent? Or am I just completely ignorant of what Quebecois sound like?

No, but I didn’t know it was his second language to begin with. Nor did I say that his mush mouthed delivery had anything to do with an accent. That’s okay though, you needed a holier than thou moment this morning, didn’t you?

He talks like he’s got a bag of dicks in his mouth.

They stayed on the dude that was convinced it was his goal.

Keep fighting the good fight for all those persecuted Christians in America.

One thing to understand that's hard to from the context of American sport: the long-game in the EPL is VERY long. Like decades long. Which is why it's so fucking hard to do

The shorter term idea is to just survive as long as possible and bank that sweet sweet Premiership TV money while you're there. Maybe dip back to…

Myron Rolle - All American Safety for FSU, then played for the Titans for a year or two before going to Oxford. FWIW was also a Rhodes Scholar at FSU, and graduated with a degree in neuroscience.

Their argument is more "No team should ever rebuild by shoveling shit down the fan's throats for multiple seasons."

I prefer 64 anyway.

Saw the paper in the deli this morning. That was not the front page that I saw.

As a Giants fan, I'm offended Coughlin isn't on the firing line this week.

Actually with Bayern, he lost in the quarters of the CL to Barca, who by the way were right about at Best Team in the World mode, and left because he argued with the directors, not because of performance. He helped re-tool the player development program as well, which appears to have helped the team a bit since he…

You don't get to a semifinal with Germany and win anything with the US without knowing at least little bit about tactics and managing.

If he feels that creating a distraction is the same as being a good teammate

Interesting that the African American woman is for racist traditions.

Not sure what's worse: your economy of words or the TE contract economy.

Kidding, I enjoyed your end-around of a joke.