They spent 30 years trying to get someone like Trump elected and now they’re the dog that actually caught the fire truck.

This wing of the GOP is directly responsible for Trump because of how it cynically manipulated the base and stoked its hate and racism for generations – and don’t think they won’t go straight back to the same shit the instant Trump is out of office – but this is some solid trolling.

Hmmm. Lincoln was enlisted in the military even though he was shit at it. Lincoln was literate and eloquent in his speeches. Abe saved the country from certain doom. Southerners hated him.

Nope. No similarities.

Yeah....questions. Questions that every President before his whiny, overprivileged ass answered with decorum and little complaint about bias and conspiracy of a “liberal/conservative” agenda.

Clueless fucking moron elected by clueless fucking morons.

Poor Donny. Let’s immortalize him with a 3 foot high concrete version of this:

Any question sounds nasty when you’re guilty. “What did you do today?” is an innocent conversation starter 99.99% of the time. But to a guy who spent the afternoon with his porn star mistress it sounds like an interrogation. Same with "can you tell us about your plans for testing?"

Theatre? Nope! WWE Wrestlemania? Now that is perfectly on brand for him.

Hmm. An old school porn theater fits his crudity but that would involve being close to the poors so probably not.

I’d settle for Trump being treated exactly as badly as Lincoln, then realize there’s no way he’d ever willingly set foot in a theater.

someone like George Conway or Rick Wilson needs to publish a treatise on how to successfully kiss Dipshit’s ass in order to land a cabinet spot in order to avoid over-kissing and ending up in exile like Chris Christie and Ted Cruz. I guess it’s harder if you’re starting from a position of perceived power like governor…

Then, He found a company in Cali tofix them, and turned it into a making lemonade feel good story. Meanwhile, Somebody should be looking into why there are defective ventilators in the national stockpile. 

In the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, there is a punishment called the Total Perspective Vortex. It shows you just how important you really are in the universe and the grand scheme of things. It drives those who experience it mad from the realization of how much they truly do not matter. I want to put the President…

Michigan went to Trump last election, helped push him over the edge to victory. You’d think that little bitch would show some gratitude, no?

I love her love her love her. I’ve said it around here before but I really hope she’ll be my next senator. I don’t trust Irvine enough to keep her around for the long haul.

Waddlin’ Don’s wishy-washy waffling and endless mouth flatulence will directly result in illnesses and deaths. Over the weekend he threatened a “quarantine” for NY/NJ/CT and within minutes the supermarkets were packed again with confused people who don’t know whether it’ll be their “last chance” to stock up. Then the…

For better or worse, Newsom of CA is playing the “be friendly” game so he doesn’t get wished into the cornfield. That does not make the orange child any less of a monster. If anything, Whitmer is heroic for standing up to him, even as he tries to make Michigan into some weird jack-in-the-box before sending it into the…

I have noticed an uptick in “why won’t everyone take it easy on our great beleaguered president?” posts lately (usually disguised as “look at the numbers people! Why must this always become a political argument?” before they then make an absurd and unfounded political statement) and I never thought I could be more…

“Likes blaming everyone for her own ineptitude!”