I’ll give all the internet points* I have to see him punched in the face.

I hope all that happens too, but in reverse order.

“I trolled all Southeast Texas,” and that “It took off, it got 50,000 views already.” 

Food waste for internet attention is the highest level of first-world douchebagery that ever existed.

I hope he gets sued for putting those people at risk and making a company waste all that product, all his videos get demonetized, and he’s punched hard in the face.

If Blue Bell now knows who he is and what store he bought it from, could they sue him for the expense of replacing the product plus other damages?

Have you tried any of those bra startups polluting my instagram timeline screaming about size inclusivity but really meaning they go “up” to a 32H? They have a ton of unlined/unpadded/no underwire options.

The chairman recognizes the representative from the IBTC!

According to network TV you keep your bra on for sex though right? I always laugh at that part especially when they're talking after at length.

Reminder that the rules that make her ineligible to compete are only applicable to events she might try to enter.  In case you were thinking this wasn’t specifically targetted at her.

Obama should get Trump’s travel plans and follow him everywhere. Just troll the fuck out of him until the election. Hands down the best plan. I’ll donate to this PAC every payday.

“The president reportedly asked LaPierre whether the NRA was willing to give in at all on background checks.”

I won’t offer Semenya pity because she’s a Champion! But oh, do I feel sad for her because I know, personally, how lonely one can feel navigating this world when you feel alone. When you can’t count on the support of your own. What’s really soul-shaking is the inkling that their reasons are jealousy and fear of their…

The idea that universal background checks are considered “unprecedented” in the wake of back to back mass shootings is fucking insane.

Luckily it’s my mother in law, not my mother (though helping my husband navigate this has been no picnic). And yes, no contact for 11 years next month. But now she’s got cancer so we’re drawn back into the fray. I hope your no-contact order stays intact! It’s the only way. 

As the fellow child of a narcissist, sometimes you have to go no-contact to maintain your sanity.

And Trump, not unlike a cowardly dog, has listened obediently.

I know from experience that being the child of a narcissist, even the favorite child of a narcissist, always ends badly. Barron’s lucky that no-one seems to remember he’s there. 

I have the Sattva firm, it’s about 8 years old now and still good.

I’m finding that many people that claim the MeToo movement “goes too far” have not been on the receiving end of unwelcome and harassing treatment, and they have not been in the humiliating position where the receiver has to eat shit, say nothing, smile and try to gtfo without losing a job, friend, co-worker, etc.