Hey!  Guns are people just like corporations!  Keep up!

I have PCOS, which gives me high levels of testosterone.  Never ever in my life have I ever been athletic.  This “high testosterone = unfairly better athlete” stuff is bullshit.

Eh.  She doesn’t deserve a Springsteen song.  His characters may be down on their luck, but not because they’re sleazy cheaters like this woman.

Ah, thanks.  Good to know.

Nothing will make you a loser.  You do you!

Bali Live It Up bras have been my go-to for years.  Unpadded, comfortable straps.

Yeah, my breasts look at VS and just say Oh Fuck No.  They’ve never made a size that fits me, and none of them provide enough support.

??? Are you a guy? Women lose the lining of the uterus that’s been cushioning the baby over the past nine months in what is essentially a super-period. Leakage is common, especially right after childbirth. Since the lining of the uterus has blood vessels, it comes out red. Red stains are noticeable on white.  If she…

I know the Mountbatten part comes from a translation of the family’s previous last name, which was Battenburg, which was considered too German in WWI.  Windsor is probably one of the options available to them... I know that when he served in the army, Harry’s name tape, which shows the last name, was Wales.  His…

No, you should have disciplined yourself for leaving a cord where and in such a manner that a dog could chew on it.

In a related gaffe, many people have evidently decided that they’re not allowed to use the word “me” even when it’s correct.

PCOS gives me weirdly high testosterone levels. I’m the slow kid who was always picked last in sports.  Not that I cared, because despite all that testosterone, I was also not competitive when it came to sports. My sister, who is a fantastic athlete and IS very competitive, has normal hormone levels.

My god!  I wonder if he’s able to enjoy steak!

Yeah. I had a boss who told me he preferred hiring women because they were better but he didn’t have to pay them as much.  I think he expected me to tell him how smart that was.

Another effort by men to figure out what women want.  First, guys, we don’t want to be treated like a monolith.

So she thinks she’s the only one in her generation or before who has not married?  Huh?  For all time?  In all countries?  Women AND men?  Diane, you’re just not that special.

I hate this motherfucker.  That’s what I’m reduced to.  And just when I think I hate him as much as I can possibly hate, he makes it possible for me to hate him more.  

Not sure this qualifies as confounding, exactly, but it did impress me greatly... Elton John sat down on the floor in front of his piano facing away from it, reached up over his head and played some songs that way, which is essentially playing the piano backwards and inside out or something similar.  Those are skills!

You’re asking me a question I can’t possibly have the answer to.

Thank you for making her happy!  She’s beautiful!