It says you’re sane!

There are no black teachers.  It says that in the letter.

What’s up with his hairline?  Are those black roots?

I was one of those repressed kids who made sure to never ever do anything wrong, but if anyone had tried to get me to take my clothes off there would have been a whole lot of screaming, fighting, and running out of the building.

I’m trying to figure out how removing clothes can diagnose someone being on drugs.  

I’m disappointed in him for making that kind of joke about anyone.  Pete, don’t talk about other people’s sex lives.  Not only is it rude, but it makes you look like an asshole.

You know how you can tell that these MAGA dipshits were being assholes and their parents know they were being assholes?  Because they hired a PR firm to speak for them.  People who are not being assholes don’t need to spin their way out of trouble.

It’s gotten to the point where if I see something talking about “both sides” I know one of those sides is going to be hateful.

Yeah.  Some people suck.

Even non-comedians use humor to break the tension in themselves -- though sometimes sitting with the tension can be useful in therapy.  I wouldn’t expect anyone to do the same thing in a comedy show live on tv that they would in therapy, though.

Can we stop using the term “alt-right”?  It was coined by the white supremacists, bigots, racists, and Nazis who wanted a euphemism so they wouldn’t sound so much like white supremacists, bigots, racists, and Nazis.  Let’s call them out for exactly what they are.

Because, you know, girls who have been sexually abused like nothing more than to stand up in public and talk about it.  It’s not like they were confused and scared and possibly ashamed.  /s

I really think this feud is made up to sell papers. The two of them seem like normal people in extraordinary circumstances who are unfortunate enough to be used as symbols for whatever the editorial bent or concern-of-the-day for tabloids. They are different people who were raised differently, in different countries,…

Random info:  if you are allergic to mangoes (the bumps might be an allergic reaction), also be wary of other tropical fruits AND of latex.  

Ryan.  Jesus wept.  I’d move to Norway.

Good. Let’s hope he takes Mike Pence with him.

Hey, congratulations!  Now that you’ve made the list of Notable Alumni and lived in Bad Homburg, what can you possibly do to follow up?  Have a feature film made about your life?  With Michael B. Jordan as you?

Is it the same woman?  If so, you weren’t told the medical truth.  They don’t transplant gall bladders; they just remove them.  They’re useful but not entirely essential.

Yeah, my father was an actual builder.  My mother never even considered having him fix anything around the house.  He was only handy if we needed something like drywall redone (like when my brother kicked a hole in a wall).  Then he knew who to hire.

Oh, my heart just broke for your grandmother.  I bet she looked gorgeous in her beautiful new dress.  If she’s still around, please give her a hug from me and tell her she looks fantastic.