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YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT IS IN MY HEART

This lady is the same age as I am. She looks older. The first clue that she was not black is that she had started to crack. Come on people!

Kara Brown’s alleged parents provided this photo to us for the totally reasonable price of $50,000 USD.

“Going with the natural look...”

Riley Curry is undoubtedly great. But this is my favorite #sportsbaby #content

I hope the bride has a lot of large, humorless people in her family that will “explain” to the groom about how he will never be done paying for this.

I couldn't find my groom 75% of the time at our reception because he was off doing shots with his friends. We were not married long.

Yeah, if anything he would probably get mad at her if she brought it up later when he was sober. “WHAT, I CAN’T HAVE A GOOD TIME AT MY OWN WEDDING?!”

This is bumping up to #2 of the IRL horror weddings I’ve been at. This is the first video to do that. #1 still remains the worst. The military wedding where the best man got drunk and told everyone during his speech about the time him and the groom got drunk in Thailand and rented a brothel. Like, the entire brothel…

Exactly. I was getting so mad at all those people standing around watching and laughing and letting the humiliation drag on. When he first started walking off, they should have just let him instead of calling him back. And all the bride's friends should have rushed out to her and started a fun dance party.

I feel the need to point out that any good wedding party and/or kind relatives would have intervened and ended this before it became so humiliating for both of them.

No no no, if these were actual really good girlfriends, they would have rallied the bride’s father, the groomsman, the weird uncle that lives in the woods, and anyone else to Shut. This. Shit. Down.

All the mildly sober people who didn’t put a stop to this would be dead to me. (Ok, not really, but if this was my BFF’s…

Yeah if that was my friend I would have grabbed a groomsman to haul off the groom and started a dance party with the bride as soon as that kid fell over.

That was my feeling too. Yes, she had friends that were there for her afterward....but really good friends would have found a way to stop it about 2 minutes in.

Yeah...I mean this just shows you what kind of person he’s going to be in the future. If you can’t hold it together for your wedding and ruin it for your partner, how the fuck do you two have a chance when things get heavy?

If her uncles are anything like mine, SHE be a widow by now...

Oh, that poor woman. She looked so humiliated, and the longer it went on, my heart went out to her. Maybe the DJ should’ve pulled the plug on it far sooner. It sucks that someone put this on the intertubes.

Best thing about the video? The way people rallied around the bride to try and cheer her up. It was her wedding, after all.

My face, the entire time.