I was in the British Army for ten years, and while we would often get a little rowdy when out on the town, we would never ever stiff the staff at a restaurant or bar. If we ever went for a sit down meal (which was usually at an Indian restaurant - beer and curry, you know how it is :-) ) we would ask for an extra…

And how can you simultaneously assert that hand-holding and hugs are forbidden outside of marriage, but playing with your sleeping sister’s vagina is normal?

Well, that person is me so I’ll give myself a pat on the back. i am pretty kickass after all.

She was a talented and very funny lady. She had the kind of career longevity that others can only dream of. Even if she wasn’t a household name to younger generations, she deserved to be, and for much more than just being Jerry Stiller’s wife and Ben Stiller’s mom.

She deserves a trophy (preferably in the shape of a Buddy Christ-esque liver giving a thumbs up.) She sounds like a kickass human being :-).

if anyone here struggles with the “burning stomach pain” that aleve gives some of us? your doctor can prescribe a type of naproxen that combines a proton pump inhibitor. I only know this because i just went to the doc for major muscle pain and complained of the naproxen side effects-she said this is a common problem…

I’m a generic ibuprofen kind of girl. Generic ibuprofen all the way.

Kurt Vonnegut signed a used first edition book that I got. He didn’t complain. It even had plastic wrap around it to protect the cover. I was so happy he signed it because he refused to touch anyone else’s book. I told myself it must have been because I was so cute! Ha!!!

Oh Josh Hartnett. I live in Minneapolis, and he is a NOTORIOUS stuck up dick. The story about him up there is so typical. He dumped his awesome high school sweetheart that he owned a house with for a fling with like, Scarlett Johannsen. He is a joke.

Some of my lit students were telling celebrity stories recently, and I happily talked about the time I met Junot Diaz.

I think it’s more like there are just too many people posting for the writers to notice every genuine contributor.

I have done my one good deed for the year. I AM DRUNK WITH POWER.

I’d comment, but I seem relegated to languish forever in the grays, out of sight, out of mind, just like, thankfully, the Duggars.

Well, they were probably more than likely blamed for what happened. Man cannot control himself around such wanton behavior as sleeping.

I love how the girls - the real victims - have become completely invisible in all this. And when I say love, I mean “I would like to set someone’s face on fire”.

Here he is cooking and dancing with his wife.

that kid has incredible genes. here’s steph’s parents

She’s Black.

Smart, successful, strong, gorgeous, great taste, and evidently enjoying a hot marriage to (arguably) the most powerful person on the planet. Nice work if you can get it.

I don't think I've ever wanted to be someone more than I want to be Michelle Obama. She never ceases to amaze.