I could totally go for that. Either always flying first class or having total access to a private plane and pilot. But never having to deal with coach again; yes. That is my dream.

Yo heated floors in bathrooms are the fucking bomb.

....I have heated floors in my bathroom and it’s amazing (please don’t hate me).

First class is LOVELY.

buddy, i want to party with you.

A first class ticket on Emirates is way nicer than the experience on most private jets, tbh.

I would always fly first class.

A library+reading room accessible only through a seemingly boring, normal bookcase THAT IS SECRETLY A DOOR.
Like, full on Scooby-Doo style, pull a candlestick, rotating, secret bookcase door.

So my parents bought their retirement home from a wealthy, childless gay couple. Y’all, this spot is wall-to-wall party showers. We’re talking minimum 25 square feet in the smallest one with 3 shower heads, and the master bedroom with, no fucking shit, 12 heads total and enough room to comfortably fit at least 10-15…

PRIVATE JET ALL THE WAY. I travel so much and oh my gosh how amazing to be able to bypass all the airport bullshit and squeezing 500 people onto a plane and instead fly in luxury.

says you my crotch place is connected to JESUS

It’s still pretty funny to imagine a person getting fired from Grey’s for hooking up with an intern.

Yeah I am failing to understand how you’d be LESS likely to want an abortion if you had an ectopic pregnancy. Which isn’t viable and could very likely kill you. It makes even less sense than this nugget:

If there really was an abortion industry, Republicans wouldn’t want to regulate it.

I think a lot of these people, deep down, are really fucking angry that pregnancy can be trusted to almost any ‘ol woman, and would much rather have their decisions made for them by a tribune of correctly-minded evangelicals.

I want to open an abortion clinic and café called Zip Boppity Bops. We would have fresh juice!

The “Planned Parenthood is an abortion factory” myth is so fucking irritating. Many PP locations don’t even offer abortion services. I used to go to PP for my regular gyn services because I couldn’t afford anything more and didn’t have health insurance. They’re not perfect, but they are a much needed resource.

Yes, Planned Parenthood is infinitely better. It’s not an abortion factory; it’s an organization devoted to women’s health.

Wouldn’t a “tubular pregnancy” be non-viable anyway?

This information always makes me so fucking infuriated. You know what’s medically dangerous? PREGNANCY. With an abortion, you get some anesthesia and zip bop bippity pop, it’s done. With my C-section, they gutted me open, put my uterus and intestine on my belly, and then sewed it all back into place. I couldn’t walk…