I just would honestly like to know how he’s already recommended so that he can reply and not be in the gray’s. I’m not entirely sure how people like this end up here, but there are people on the Gawker main site as well that have this power.

Thank god kids never have sex before the age of consent, then.

So let’s summarize.

uhhh 60k ain’t nothing to sneeze at.

That, and you’re not explaining yourself and justifying everything to a hapless, likely somewhat nervous, victim while you do your makeup. Unless you’re a Bond villain. Which is totally fine! But if not, then the lack of talking/teaching probably cuts down on a lot of the time.

And, she’s also educating the person, too.

First Katie: Your makeup “routine” is mine! “Hope to get a shower in”. Basically. If I have time to even look at my face, it just... all needs to be fixed/painted. But the makeover was so great! Interestingly, I liked the eyes the best.

You must not come here often.

Quite a few readers think he might have used “ugly” to insult her personality, which I at first wondered too. But after thinking about it, I think he used “ugly” because he knew that’s what would sting the most. An ugly bride on the most important day of her life?! If he’s implying she’s ugly on the day of days where…

It just further proves oeffoeff’s point that you think Schumer, ‘08 Banks, and Dunham have equivalent body types to Louis C.K.

Tyra Banks the Victoria Secret model is schlubby?

Every mention of Louis CK around here somebody says they’d bang him in a heartbeat. If anybody can think of a female equivalent I’ll buy them lunch.

Thank goodness for this whole “dadbod” thing, because lord knows something needed to be done about society’s unrealistic demands on men.

Dad Bod expectations:

People who have large bridal parties with matching numbers on each side always seem suspect to me, because what are the chances that the bride and the groom each just happened to have exactly 9 people they're super close to? I always assume they roped in some third cousins or something so neither of them looked like…

Yeah, I feel like my coworker wrote this. We are often manning a hospitality desk together, which means we sit for hours and watch people go by at hotels/resorts/restaurants/casinos/airports/etc. I have to hear her 1,000 comments about how women shouldn’t wear mesh coverups or certain types of swimsuits or dress like…

Can we just Praise Jesus that this means Kendall won’t be linked with Justin Bieber anymore?

“She even showed me the right way to hold a makeup brush (hold the brush way out toward the end, so you can’t apply too much force), which was very helpful because evidently I have been trying to murder my own face with my brushes all these years.”

I am mad at the man who threw the sugar for making me feel bad for this individual.

It’s when you barbecue vegans. Duhhhhhhh.