That article is wonderful, although it made my head explode in rage. Typical response to all things Palin.

@KentuckyBabe: Totally weird! I'd be thrilled with the 'before' abs.

Wonderful comments, ladies!

@Apollonia: Thank you. Just...thank you. I had my breasts augmented 10 years ago, and had a wonderful experience. I was a AA and now I'm a full B. People never guess (even guys, which baffles me). I feel like me, just without padded bras.

@Edie Spencer: Dolly Parton

@marks-alot: Oh, man - hearted.

@Grim Reaper of the Forest: Hearted. I love sex, but I love reading more than anything. And reading asks nothing of you, which is nice after a stressful day.

@Lizard in the Wires - Please, call it hamburger time.: Amen. I'm significantly more concerned with the marriage than the wedding.

@EsmereldaFitzmonster: You took the words out of my mouth! Nars Orgasm in cream stick form makes this easy - just be sure to rub it in a little. That's what makes it look natural.

@odonata: Yup. Outdoors, dark night, poison ivy patch. I had a rash on my forearms and shins, he had a rash on his back. High school.

@masakosan: Me too! I think Murray is a lovely and unusual name. (Of course, I'm Jennifer, so anything is unusual by my parents' standards)

@Hooplehead: I agree with you. Objectively, his body is fine. But I find him reprehensibly bigoted and homophobic, and therefore find him unattractive.

@sheilagirl: No body snark, just commenting on Baldwin's hateful politics.

If I called my mom when I was stressed, I would end up exponentially more stressed. No such thing as maternal comfort in our relationship. Not to say we don't get along - we do! - but her anxiety would just feed mine, making it significantly worse.

@Cinnamoncanuck: No kidding! Whatever happened to a simple pump? (Do I sound like my granny?)

Okay, Kelly's face in the #2 screenshot is PRICELESS.

@curiousgeorgiana: Yep, pretty flats are key - they'll instantly update your look from sneakers casual. Also, check out consignment stores for interesting chunky jewelry - you can make a nice white t-shirt and jeans look put-together for cheap!

@xyz7: That was always my strategy - super high heels, pencil skirt, button down shirt. Guys love that naughty librarian look.

Ten bucks says he found the "photos" of the sex-loving "24 year old" on the internet. And the "sex" consists of him, a palmful of Lubriderm, and a sock.

I kind of love MIA's dress. It's edgy and different, but somehow understated. Plus it's MIA! I don't want her to show up in a basic black strapless.