@goodcheapfun: I think more people regret it than you might think, but most people would never go about legally changing their kid's name.

Did anyone else notice her flippant remark about her husband groping and pinching her? She called it her "own personal Tailhook". That says a lot about her attitude towards the female body - apparently, our bodies are just for male pleasure.

@ketamineKitty: I know! I have such wig envy. I think it started when I was little and really involved in the theater. I used to beg for different wigs and hairstyles because I loved putting on new personas.

Wait, what? My decision to get married to a man - not because I had to, but because I wanted to - was somehow a simultaneous abandonment of my girlfriends? I'll be sure and let them know.

@ronniedobbs: If so, I hope they got the support they need. I also hope this can serve as a sign or wake-up call to those suffering from addiction. My heart goes out to them.

Lauren Conrad - the walking, talking, tweeting embodiment of fashun magazines.

They mention Bristol Palin - I'm curious as to how the Evangelicals continue to support the Palin family. Child out of wedlock, single mother, no job, no education. Is it pure and simple hypocrisy? I'd be interested in the ethnic backgrounds of these poor women they take advantage of.

I'm happy to learn that Larry King is as blissfully zoned-out as I've always suspected.

@charliekohler: I'll buy one! Mostly because I'm firmly Team Grohl (besides the music, how great was he on Top Chef??) But I'd also buy anything to confuzzle the Twihards.

@emily.jayne: But didn't she admit to having had her boobs done for that stripper movie?

@ninles: Amen! The 2 year old next door has more cellulite than Demi Moore. Her claims that she's all "natural" are so, so damaging.

@coconanas: Actually, I think I've seen more of her boobs on the show than in this picture. Hell, she has a nude portrait of herself hanging in her bedroom!

@karenology: No kidding. The list of people she offends/diminishes keeps growing - women, bisexuals, lesbians, the mentally ill, intelligent people everywhere, Scarlett Johannsen, etc...

@Antonella: My enjoyment is solely derived of schadenfreude at Sarah Palin's expense.

My favorite bit of motherly beauty advice - "always cut the size tags out of your clothes before that shit makes you crazy.". Thanks, Mom!

Oh, good god - not even Auto Tune can fix that. I'm just so curious as to why anyone would release this single. I'm not snarking, just honestly confused. It's clearly just...bad. To people in the music industry - do you release this as a joke? Or attention getting scheme?

@howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches): I had the same type of experience. I taught myself to read when I was less than 2, entered kindergarten at 3, and spent my entire elementary school time being taught by a special teacher. I never got to go to a real classroom; instead, I was taken to a university and used as…

I decided against Wake Forest simply because the tour guide was wearing a huge bow in her hair.

I adore my scars. 4 knee surgeries, 1 split skull, multiple souvenirs from my epic clumsiness - I proudly show them off. My ex-mother-in-law repeatedly suggested (forcefully) that I cover them up with pantyhose and/or makeup. Apparently, scars aren't ladylike (not surprisingly, I also wasn't ladylike enough for her…

@BlondeGoddess: Ugh, I had a long-term boyfriend stand me up for Christmas Eve church service. He then proceeded to call me on Christmas morning and tell me "he needed some space". Trust me, I understand that keeping a relationship on life support is incredibly difficult, but people, please - you can wait a few days…