Man, I wish that was still how the world worked! 

This is very silly of you. AOC demonstrated that Facebook is an untrustworthy arbiter of objective truth. This is a simple concept, which you split into two parts and tried to make them look contradictory. You might as well say AOC believes in gravity and also airplanes.

“You are wasting typing on politics and religion,” says the guy who wrote nearly 300 words in response to me.

Charlie is almost certainly a good dog. “Tex” on the other hand, is so casual about gun safety I’m frankly amazed he’s lived to the ripe old age of 74. 

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

12th man hates 13th amendment.

Yes, when “basketball” is a stand-in for “you are black and therefore you should not be playing hockey.” It’s clearly intended to reference a racial stereotype, and deploying it to taunt and unsettle a black man makes it obviously racist as hell.

Are you kidding?

I know I’m not supposed to wish crowbars to the shins on people, but hey, the heart wants what the heart wants.

Kind of cool to see my old hometown of Calgary featured here...

LEDs are about 5x more efficient in lumens per watt, the world is not 5x brighter, so no, we are still saving tons in energy. Whether this light pollution issue is a secondary problem exacerbated by it is a separate conversation.

Where’s the fucking Hatfields when you need them.

From the Reading Comprehension Tees

Nope, too soon. It’s none of my business and I’m glad they’re all happy but all the hair stands on the back of my neck when this happens

It would be too soon FOR YOU. Grief affects each of us differently, and there is no timetable that we all must follow.

i wanna die

as a lawyer who is usually on the defense side of employment discrimination suits, and who also thinks that sometimes people are just assholes and it’s not about gender/race/whatever: GIRL SUE THEM.