But they are her “toys” that she “plays” with. How could that confuse a little kid?

Probably not your best moment.

Seriously. What do you write back? good morning. . . . then what?

Hm, clearly these men allllll know better than you and your husband and your doctor. Aren’t you grateful they’re stepping up to make these decisions for you? /s . . . a hard hard /s

Trigger warning his face.

get your shit together.

Who said anything about dating him? That’s not what he’s for silly.

This. I’m paying for this. I really DONOT want to deal with all the ish of owning a house. Winter time, landlord shovels. Fuck that. The water heater went. I called landlord and didn’t have to think about it. I don’t have to deal w/ trash pick up. I just toss it in the bin outside. The lawn gets mowed. The weeds get…

Shake it off! Shake it off!

That sounds so sad. :( Open up your world a little and let in new things. The world is HUGE and full of people and places and activities. How can you *not* make new friends?

I make new friends all the time! You really have to put yourself out there. It’s just like dating. You have to ask your potential friend out on friend-dates and get to know each other. I usually meet people through activities I participate in and work. Most people I approach don’t turn into deep deep friendships - but…

Technically, no. They can bring charges more than once if the person wasn’t acquitted. If the charges were, say, dismissed without prejudice, then the government gets another shot. An acquittal engages double jeopardy, but an acquittal isn’t the only way a case ends.

I’ve learned to generally stay the fuck away from telling people they look *like* anything. Never know how it will come across. There’s better ways to compliment people.

Spend 2 weeks in the hole! For funs!

Jesus fucking hell. . . . tone deaf level 50

I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOREVER! Why aren’t we expected to bring toilet paper with us into bathrooms? There’s no difference except for the fact that men don’t use them at all. Plus, much of the time, men don’t even use toilet paper. So why is it provided for them?

Maybe he didn’t mean it in a racist way? /s

THIS! OMG! My own half-sibling is supporting Trump. It’s even worse as the half we share is white, but my other half is most certainly not. How can my own sibling . . . it’s very disturbing.

Holy fuck please for everyone’s sake do not let this man become our president.

I feel ridiculous using euphemisms but sometimes don’t want to say “my period” - so I’ll sometimes say “my week” — most ppl understand that.