Look just because He always ran around with those 12 dudes...

You never know when Gay Jesus will be watching, so always be nice.

We see Dream as a goddamn cat. Now that’s the casting I want to see for the show!

I just hope they retain Death’s style; it’s about time Black goths got their time in the shade.

Totally. Neither were wrong.

Team momma bear and team dog momma both did their jobs without anyone getting hurt.

Finally a case where I can be on both sides.

I’ll just tell them they will be the best fireworks, the biggest fireworks ever seen!  they’ll be begging me to do it.

Most good people are constantly worried they may not be a good person.

Yeah, I agree, ever been 19? I can personally say that I was still largely as dumb and unaware as I was at 17, and I had dropped out of one college already, was attending community college, and living back in my childhood bedroom.

You're here for the kinja. 

Don’t do that to the Natives there. They don’t deserve more hardships. Send them to Florida.

Oh man, you didn’t check in to see how this insane stretch of a nothing-burger was getting roasted over at The Root? Cause it’s getting no traction there, and it feels like their readership should know.

I’m going to go out on a limb and say that someone who was crowned “most fuckable of her barely legal peers” by a bunch of old men was probably not thinking hard about any of the implications involved. 

I would prefer not to, honestly, but if they’re eventually going to take one, I’d suggest North Dakota.

The Atlantic reported in 2014 that the Veiled Prophet Organization barred Black and Jewish people from joining.

So what you’re saying is that we should give the Q people their own state and keep them all there. I vote Iowa because, I mean, who cares?

There’s really not much of anything here. The headline and the beginning of the story made it sound like Erin from The Office was burning crosses and shit. Nope, she attended some corny debutante ball thing that has a racist past. Most of the US has a racist past.

I don’t know.

And never able to get a passport. I don’t want them coming up to Canada either.