I’m shopping around a script:

I would MUCH rather watch a show that’s a story about a girl who cried a river and drowned the whole world, one that explores why, exactly, she looks so sad in photographs.

It’s like choosing between Pauly Shore and Carrot Top to give your eulogy.

Could it be one of those rare occasions where Hollywood has caught up with the moviegoers’ general weariness of Johnny Depp?

I’m a bit confused on the idea of having to “escape” a retirement home. Admittedly I’m not very familiar with them, but are people staying in them prisoners? They can’t go to a music festival in the same town as them? They get escorted back to the home by police when they leave?

They should get the actress who played the drummer’s girlfriend in the movie “Whiplash.” She’s got the kind of movie star good looks you need for the part.

JUST CAST THE WOMAN WHO IS ON THE GODDAMN SHOW, DC.

I still enjoy the reality of seeing a Supergirl tv show, especially when you have Benoist embodying what everyone kind of expects out of the character.

It is not possible that they’ll cast anyone better for the role than Melissa Benoist. She is Supergirl in the same way that Reeve is Superman, and Connery is Bond. 

Sophie Turner is the current Jean Grey, so presumably that’s not happening.

I work nights. So 8am drinking isn’t so bad. It’s not like I can drink at 8pm.

There is a little number on the back of almost every wine bottle that tells you all you need to know.

But then you never build up any goat equity.

Goats are great for handling weeds and over growth but if you want your lawn manicured, you need alpacas

Alex Jones claims that Hillary is sending goats to attack red states in 3... 2... 1... 

it’s literally explained in the article 

It was explained why right after that sentence, fuckface.

Altered Carbon made me realize that Lachmann isn’t a good actress. She’s often stilted and awkward. I loved her in Dollhouse, but everything I’ve seen her do since has been awful.

Man, I laughed my ass off at that scene. It was so ridiculous.

Nope. The more I read about this woman, the more she strikes me as unstable. And it’s not hard to dig into her past. It’s not case of going through her garbage. Rather she extremely overshares herself on multiple social media platforms. She talks about losing her virginity at age 18 to a married 34 year old man on her…