Sure was nice to have a president with such large hands. 

We get it, you’re a fucking racist shithead. Don’t need to write an essay about it.

Sometimes when James McAvoy comes onscreen in newer stuff, I’m like, “Say ‘Jakarutu,’ come on, say it!” LOL

The series actually used a lot of matte paintings. First place I learned how they’re used and, occasionally, their extreme limitations (Paul and Jessica out on the dunes before meeting the Fremen is pretty bad if I remember of right).

I’m just hoping that Villeneuve is throwing him a bone every once and a while to make him feel included, with no intention of heeding his advice whatsoever.

I hope that this brief statement from Brian Herbert is his only involvement in the film, and he must stay 100 miles from the production at all times.

**record scratch and freeze frame**

Reprised roles are for cattle and loveplay!

The first film will just be 200 minutes of Count Fenring hemming and hawing.

That’s what I was hoping for.

I’ll nevertheless continue working on my script for a Se7en comedy spinoff about Gwyneth Paltrow’s severed head’s attempt to navigate the dating scene while being a severed head.

Goop is hiring a fact-checker, and sources keep saying Sarah Huckabee Sanders is leaving the White House... Mystery solved. 

There’s just one thing I want cleared up: Is Gwyneth Paltrow a homeless Vietnamese spy from Mars wearing a woman-suit, whose disinformation campaign is a small part of an overture to a full-scale invasion of the earth by the Martian Viet Cong so they can harvest our carbon and breed with our women to produce hybrid…

Nope. The One-Hundred is how it should be pronounced. I don’t care what anyone says. 

Ok?

Hopefully they’ll tie it into Infinity War and Danny turns to dust in the first few minutes, leaving Colleen to take up the Iron Fist mantle.

“If it was really so bad, why didn’t she say something?” ^^^^This. Because of this garbage right here. The push to go along to get along.

Thank God an expert showed up. Previously we were stuck taking the word of the woman this experience actually happened to.

I think you might be Sacha Baron Cohen fucking with us.

You are in public. There is no reason to expect privacy when you are in a public place