Australian Rules Football and Hurling have confusing Rules, a bazillion players, and weird fields of play and everyone I’ve made watch a game has gotten hooked, but it’s mainly because of the chaotic play.

It's Japanese.

At $1,500...maybe.

The real story is that you paid $900 to rent a car for the weekend. My major metropolitan area Hertz charges $54/day.

That’s $306,000 per vehicle, which after R&D and testing costs will only equal $200,000 in profit per vehicle.

It's also $130,000.

So sell a vehicle that gets 20 mpg and just add $1897 to the price. The people who buy Escalades won't even care.

Has anyone set up a legal defense fund for the suspected shooters?

The fans are different, but the teams are different, too.

How tall are you, Doug? I'm only asking because Rocky 4 is on TV right now, and Stallone can barely wax the roof of his Jalpa.

China doesn't have a blue water navy. No reason to fear them.

I guess if they get driven 16 miles a year at no more than eight miles an hour, it’s conceivable a British vehicle could last that long.

The best thing to do is vote out every single member of Congress.

....except for that whole reliability part.

Roosevelt and Kennedy weren't that old.

Guess I'll be voting for Jill Stein.

Is he wearing one of those Tyvek suits you buy at the hardware store when you’re getting ready to install insulation or get in a crawl space?

I debadged my Suzuki TU-250x because 1) it was just a vinyl sticker and 2) the font was ridiculous

Liquid colon cancer. Yum.

Niki Lauda puts the blame on Lewis.