Dead Bath & Beyond

Is this really what passes for content now? “Here’s a picture, do my job.”

Finally, Pakistan is now Sans Sharif.

As virtually every school-aged child knows, birds are descended from dinosaurs.

Welcome to KFC, may I take your HORDOR?

COTD.

Sounds like you need a shoulder to Chiron.

You can stand under a steamy shower for days, however, and never run out of hot water, which makes it the best place in the world in my opinion. Additionally, while they believe in hill trolls they don’t actually elect them to the highest offices in the land.

Hi Eve, well I work on the development team that is actually creating this project and I spent a significant amount of time creating what I believe to be a transformative program for the NYC tech community. Our team also worked hard designing the building (along with our architecture team at Davis Brody Bond) and most…

He was only off by two feet.

The Art in Architecture program mandates that .5% of the construction cost of any federal building must be spent towards art.

Pffft. Whatever. It doesn’t really change anything.

Penn Station is paradise compared to Port Authority.

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Three whiskies? C’mon Kentucky, step your game up. Also, it’s great how retrograde the South is. “Assault on a female” is a specific type of crime? In the year 2016? You keep being you, you hillbilly sonsuvbitches. It's the Balkans of America.

Being a progressive means you hate Hillary? That’s news to me. I thought being progressive means fighting for progressive issues, not creating a purity test of which of those issues are necessary to be considered progressive.

Your phone can take pics of something 2.7 million miles away and look that good? Must be the new iPhone 7!

One limitation, it will be restricted to orbiting counterclockwise.

Those same people who love to whine about the Electoral College (“but whyyyy can’t it just be one person, one vote”) lean heavily on its existence to allow them to vote with their precious consciences instead of their fucking brains.

Gray goo? Can everyone who serious believes in that go read a nice little book called Environmental Stoichiometry and get back to me when they realize what the issues are?