Eucalyptus up where we belong...

Damn Dude!

Apropos of nothing, I had a sketchy burger at lunch and core dumped a couple of hours later. All of you should be more concerned about that.

Can someone explain why it has flappy paddles if it doesn't have a transmission? Do the electric motors simulate gear ratios?

"...he grabbed her face and slammed her head three times against the wall of his motor home."

MY EYES!

For some reason though, it helped me. I went and got a glass of milk after I read this.

Day? Made.

Well this was in 1986 and the car was a hand me down from my big sister. It was a sickening color of maroon, the seats were worn through so I put some nice, furry grey seat covers on it and it had a terrible Kraco cassette stereo with tinny speakers and a mix tape stuck inside the player.

I only know this because it was my first car. A '77 to be exact. It was a piece of shit.

I think that's a Vega, dude.

Something about "blessed are the cheesmakers..."

As the adoptive parent of a unloved, unused car I approve of this.

You are a fortunate man. What's next? If you say 'Land Speeder', I'll kill myself.

Daddy?

I just threw up in my mouth a little.