The Jalopnik “Art” museum:

Archer: “We’re talking about Texas. Somebody somewhere wants enough cocaine to forget they live there. … Maybe we’ll get lucky, find an entire town that wants to commit suicide.”
Pam: “Wonder if there’s a statewide database of towns with sucky high school football teams cross-indexed with towns a black person just…

It will all be caused by one Mustang who was granny shifting, not double-clutching like he should have.

Find out what state along the route has the lowest fine for a 189-mph speeding ticket.

Jeep = people mover

Fixed.

Rally racing, the only event where a car driving up the side of a mountain head first to a crowd is met with applause.

I know, Patrick. You don’t have to rub it in.

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I wonder.

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Poor.

Well... you know, he’d have to pay you $39 if you did, so I fully understand his position.

It comes with rice.

Formula One and Azerbaijan: One is ruled with an iron fist by a power-hungry, greedy dictator. The other is a former Soviet republic.

AtoBers. They only care about getting from point A to point B, and it doesn’t matter how or in what.

“Walkers” It is both true and a nice homage to Alissa.

I’m not a legal expert, but I’m like 99% sure he’ll end up being forced to coach a hocky team of ragtag misfits. From what I’ve seen in the movies it usually works out surprisingly well.

Doctor G be at his window like:

*Looks out at parking lot; see’s no such car.*

Why must you turn this into an office of lies.