This is how I’d heat my house:

Race cars.

/end discussion

How is it a humiliation? We avoided over reaction and bloodshed and a simple accident was treated as just that, an accident.

This truck is stupid, designed for rich dude-bros who will never use it as intended. Its a codpiece for the Affliction t-shirt wearer. Its a cynical cash grab from Ford.

I keep’em extra mad at me by not dying ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Judging by the grammar, 100%.

Pretty ballsy move, making his Ashley Madison user name his license plate number.

This is what happens when you put a mellenial in charge.*

Is “Eye Catching Miracles of the H-bomb of Justice” too long to be a band name?

“H-Bomb of Justice”

Talking to your wrist, ending every sentence with “in my Volvo” and then giving a sultry glance towards your Volvo parked right-fucking-there, all while wearing a three day stubble and a t-shirt under a suit that’s two sizes two small and a pair of $500 sneakers - I guess Volvo’s trying to take the “douchey” market…

Cause border agents’ daughters won’t let them ban the guy.

So the moral of the story is to be just aggressive enough to be a stormtrooper because they never hit anything

If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best

I have often though about buying many smashed, clean-title cars for pennies, selling them as scrap piece by piece, pawning their titles at a title store, and then disappearing into the night with millions of dollars to start my own car company. Maybe I’ll call it Elio. Or SuperReplicas.

Today’s lesson: “Whoah” is a universal word in every language.

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed continuously for 6 minutes at a car video before.

....i may be a “broke” 23 year old with a money pit of a lifestyle...but this, this i will find the funds and time for.

YOU KNOW I DO