Congrats to Danny Ainge on breaking both Isaiah Thomas and Markelle Fultz’s careers.

Guy looks like a local-access cable version of Newt Gingrich so I’m not surprised.

he had to leave San Francisco because, he told reporters, “me libel vegan.”

Me, a grizzled baseball man:

He should absolutely be in the Pro Football Hall of Fame. Go fuck yourself for a shitty pointless side argument.

To claim that this makes sense because the mere idea of defense is too important is to claim that a poor defender who actively hurt his team in the field is inherently more valuable than any equivalent player who helped his team by not having the chance to doing so.

He statement is truly amazing. She is trying to play the victim. Now I hope they find some hard evidence of her covering it up.

They can build a National Hall of Fame Shame for Sex Abuse Enablers in State College, unless the other sites (Boston Archdiocese, Karolyi Ranch, East Lansing, etc.) pony up more (hush) money!

Fuck this woman. She should be in jail. I hope every one of the 160 women who spoke at Nassar’s sentencing sued her ass personally.

I certainly hope the Board held an exhaustive, 10-minute conversation about her resignation before moving on to other important business on the agenda, like whether they should hold her retirement party in Vegas, Monte Carlo, or Macau.

I assume we can look forward to Penn State erecting a statue in honor of Simon soon.

Let’s be clear, this arrogant fuck didn’t do it out of any sense of responsibility. Someone or someones who have what the Trustees and Simon only care about, money, must have finally spoken.

“But still avoid that fucking sushi casserole Burneko wrote about”

I’ve heard tales that there’s a peninsula in Europe almost entirely filled with white people with names like Martinez (the rest I think are Brazilians or some shit). Makes you think

Yeah, but then he found out that a lacrosse player from some tiny school got a free sandwich at Wendy’s, so he’s going at that all guns blazing!

Mark Emmert is flabbergasted by the speed of decision making and dictatorial use of power by the USOC.

Sorry, not even a walmart wolverine.

WE ARE...not gonna see any lasting reprecussions for MSU if history is any guide

That’s all very nice. Now let’s turn our eyes to the people who aided and abetted him all of these years. MSU, we turn our lonely eyes to you.

Watch this piece of shit get out in like 165 years for good behavior, though!