As long as Bill Walton gets to be Secretary of Agriculture (to grow the real dank shit) I’m happy.

Don’t you have a statue of Robert E. Lee to fellate?

So in the Popovich/Kerr 2021 administration, do we make Stan Van Gundy the Secretary of State or Ambassador to the UN?

Right!?

That’s because there were three million votes cast by illegal aliens, mostly in New Hampshire.

It’s actually a heartfelt message to his lover, Stan D.

Whatever, you guys still have Max on board! He’ll be able document everything with his tiny camera even though there is a fullblown camera crew right the fuck there.

He, like many, probably lost faith in this website after Clark the Cub failed to clear 75% in the 2014 Hall of Fame vote.

I dōn’t sēē whāt thē prōblēm īs?

“My man, you’ve got to wear a condom. I caught hippie Tyra’s once after a road game in Sea addle.”

psh, amateur!

Well, ok, but if I get rid of my single serve coffee machine I’m going to need to find another physical manifestation for my crippling loneliness.

Well, sic transit gloria. (Glory fades)

this problem’s gonna last more than the weekend

I thought he was the the cackling monkey lizard thing that sat on Jabba the Hutt’s tail.

salacious cunt is a fantastic word combo.

that’s one thing, but ‘I regret nothing’ is another.

*millstone

Jesus christ that’s an ugly case. It’s gonna be a milestone around his neck.