Because that’s how the artist paints people.

Especially considering how much she obviously hated politics by the end. I don’t think she’ll look back at her time as First Lady very fondly, because of the ringer her husband and children (and she herself) went through.

Most of these Celtics didn’t even play with Avery Bradley, who was the last Celtic to play with Pierce.

I’ve never seen a worse defensive performance from a Super Bowl team (granted, I was born in 1994, so I missed a lot of those 80s and 90s shellackings).

I love that you used a real Dayton Triangles player.

You incorrigible bastard.

I just hope I can maintain that level of focus for the game. I don’t know, though...

Should’ve been Wentz.

I’m just a stranger from the Internet but I’m super happy your kid got better.

This is the most Boston comment ever

“Aquilina” is a fairly common Philippine surname, but also common in Latin America.

Send him to the same prison as Christopher Scarver.

I want her on the Supreme Court.

I think the Eagles will cover, but Jacksonville also had a speedy defense and they got Brady’d.

Hey, the Pats might lose the Super Bowl!

If Trump owned the Pats, then they’d be garbage.

Other coaches aren’t as good as Belichick.

You can’t forget a name like Quinton McCracken.

Only tangentially related, but I will maintain until my dying day that Birdman is overwrought garbage that people only like because of its gimmick.

Thank you so much! I was in a toxic, codependent relationship with someone who didn’t respect or care about me, and it came to a head a few days after Christmas. And I was like “Yo, I’m done and I need help on how to improve my self esteem to avoid me getting with someone who holds me slightly above contempt.” So,…