I also hate the Lakers and UCLA so that probably has something to do with it.

I’ve never rooted for multiple people to fail as hard as I root for every Ball family member to fail.

He never even played for my team and I’m in bits. Just everything you ever heard about him made him seem like a genuinely good dude.

Fiorello La Guardia was alright.

I didn’t know there were truther truthers.

I’m finally glad that SHE’S president.

Demetria is gorgeous. Glad to see she’s not letting the haters keep her down.

I’m praying for the Yellowstone Super Volcano to take us all out. It’s time we just walked forthrightly into the abyss.

How many days until pitchers anc catchers report?

Yup. He was the reason I was pulling for the Astros.

Can’t unsee.

I think he was trying to get an angle on the Pats, but finding none panicked and kept going backwards.

Look upon the face of pure evil, and weep.

Technically Brady and Moynihan weren’t married and she didn’t realize she was pregnant until after the breakup.

Please!

I honestly think Girardi is one of the five best managers in the league. Watch him go be Cora’s bench coach in Boston.

Well, he did inappropriately explode onto a Japanese person as President.

David Ortiz is my favorite baseball player of all time so it pains me to say this but...yeah. He’s dreadful.

A-Rod is a surprisingly good analyst. David Ortiz is quickly sliding into the “Shaquille O’Neal on TNT” role.