Oh of course. But in theory he does because he has title.

Nah, she’s especially unqualified. Sessions, at least, was a prosecutor and senator. Perry was a judge. Carson was a brain surgeon and a relatively successful candidate for President.*

Vladimir Putin assassinates political dissidents in his own country.

+1 propaganda prop.

Fucking NFL rigged it for Ryan. I don’t even know a SINGLE Ryan fan.

Young players, perhaps overawed by the circumstances.

We need more American football announcers with British accents.

Scott Zolak, former Pats backup QB and the inspiration behind Tommy from Quinzee.

I love the Patriots but I hate Trump. I know that asshole is grinning ear to ear that his buds are coming to his new house. I can’t be happy with this.

True Atlantan.

This is karma for the entire organization being taken in by Trump.

Maine and New Hampshire are to New England what Alabama and Mississippi are to the Deep South.

Yeah, this is why the next four years are gonna be awful.

I’d rather have Tim Kaine trying to get reelected than kamikazeing his chances and then the US Senate getting stuck with whoever the Virginia Republican Party pukes out, thanks.

He’s up for reelection in a purple state. He can’t look like an ultralib.

Already.

Probably in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the height of the first labor movement. If at all.

I am American and it’s some of the weirdest shit I’ve ever seen...

Sometimes, if you’re a member of a shitty family that hates you but also relies on you, you need to do what’s best for yourself.

“At least we don’t have to pay taxes anymore!”