I am a cisgendered heterosexual white male. I have nothing to lose in a Trump America.

Well she did win the popular vote

What, you don’t know about all those center-right pro-gay, pro-abortion, pro-tax increases, pro-universal healthcare conservatives?

I was 6 in 2000. I still bitch.

You do realize your vote will just go down as “write-in”, right? You and the 79-year-old woman who writes in her husbands name. Both “write-in.”

We already knew you were an idiot, Billy.

Yes but Drew’s an adult, unlike the other boys.

I fucking love you.

She’s a veteran of the Clinton wars of the 90s though.

Holy fuck that might actually work.

That’s the truth. I commend him on that. The truth doesn’t matter.

Yes. Because this party is not competent enough to fake four million votes.

Okay, so she actually won by 3.75 million votes.

Bernie fucking sucked at debates, dude. Hate to break it to you. They did him more harm than good.

She reacted like a married woman. That is how married women react when random women come out and say that the husband slept with them.

I volunteer to do IT for Democrats.

Because this happened before the first DNC chair left?

Yeah ted cruz wouldve definitely appealed to moderates and millennials

No one wants to be head of the DNC. Why do you think we had Debbie Wasserman Schultz for so damn long?

This was Donna Brazile. Learn to read.