The Cubs and Red Sox kinda had the narrative, of so-close-yet-so-far. You guys just kinda...existed. You had crazy uniforms until the 90s while the Cubs and BoSox’ unis had hardly changed since their last wins, which I think helped the “Old Time Base Ball” narrative of the other two. They stayed in their ancient…

It’s Hamilton Nolan. He doesn’t know anything.

Republicans have no bench in Massachusetts. What are they gonna do, run a random State Senator against one of the most powerful Democrats in the country?

53% approval rating but the 47% (paging Governor Romney) really fucking hate her.

Especially when Bill’s quote was taken out of context. He called Obamacare a “wacky idea” while going on to talk about all the good it does.

Protip: if you ever see 1) a woman or 2) a racial minority supporting Trump online, they’re actually twenty-something white dudes fighting the good fight.

I already have a pretty good risotto recipe.

Case in point: that guy who asked Donald Trump what he would do to raise taxes on the wealthy.

Case in point: Ken Bone

Not to mention where Brown and Romney were on the spectrum compared to Schilling. Not to mention that Brown was elected in a special election in like March where literally nobody voted.

A poll released today showed Liz Warren with a 53% approval rating. She’s not losing to anybody, let alone this dude.

Made it through four whole batters.

Well, Ali was successful.

For fuck’s sake.

Unquestionably the best song off of TLOP. And it almost didn’t make it. Thanks Chance.

Yeah, because that’s how Democrats win. Running Bernie Sanders in districts that elect Republicans.

Well this isn’t suspicious at all.

Bernie Sanders has been a career politician longer than Hillary Clinton. And he hasn’t done anything with it.

Saying you wanted an outsider for president is like saying you want a pilot with no training.

He wasn’t even the most liberal senator by voting record. The most liberal in rhetoric, but when push came to shove, liberal orgs give “milquetoast moderate” Tim Kaine better ratings.