Yeah. Very persecution-complexy. Actually pushed me out of Bernie’s camp and into Hillary’s.

Well this cop is doing a fantastic job of that.

Koke Mentos

If Greg Hardy got a career-ending spinal injury, would anyone feel bad for him?

Future president, future Super Bowl champs, their favorite breakfast beverage.

Daniel Sturridge deserves everything bad that happens to him because of that stupid dance.

I cannot blame anyone for trusting Colin Powell and caving to polls when 90% of the country was crying for war.

How Effie deals with this bullshit without murdering someone I'll never know.

Yeah, but neither of them will get there. To my chagrin. I'd love to see Mourinho fired mid season.

#WinForBoleyn

The Ravens are petitioning to outlaw it as “deceptive.”

I fucking love Jamie Collins. Dude is perhaps the most athletic defender in the league.

Whatever team signs him to a monster deal in the offseason is going to be really disappointed when the Ghost of Ty Cobb leaves him.

Well, he did win a majority of votes.

You know what focus groups said after the debate?

Jezebel Refugee Commune in Oslo!

Come on, CNN! Everyone knows that's Damian Lillard.

You’ve got to feel for his wife at this moment in time.

Which fucking sucks.

In Maine, too. 30 minutes outside of cosmopolitan, gay-loving Portland and you get Alabama with snow.