Shit, you're right! And they won their division too!

The Mets have been no-hit twice this season, the first team to be no-hit twice since the Rays in 2010. The Rays also won their division that year.

At most LeBron’s bodyguards would need tasers. Not everyone needs to be carrying something capable of killing several people at a time.

Why would LeBron’s bodyguards need guns? Couldn’t he just hire two burly dudes to fuck up whoever tries to fuck him up? Isn’t that what Ilgauskas was for?

God, it sucks that one of the Pirates or Cubs is getting kicked out after one game. I’ve said it for years: eliminate divisions, and just have one table in each league. The top 5 in each league qualify for the playoffs.

No.

All these motherfuckers care so much about the taxpayer dollars going to PP, but don't care at all about the taxpayer dollars wasted on this bullshit.

Ann Richards should've ran for president.

What are they gonna do, blame Fergie?

Still not as epic as the 2011 Sox (and I see this as a diehard Red Sox fan) but damn this is up there.

What a lovely singing voice you have!

Tonight on SVU: Josh Hutcherson guest stars as Kane O’Patrick, and there is a twist that will shock you.

Yeah. Nobody likes them. Nobody likes appendectomies either.

Right. Who wants this?

Ahem.

Jan Fallcantaloupe, apparently.

Maybe someone in the league office told him that no one else had Bennett on their draft boards? Or maybe no teams are fessing up?

I thought it was just the European Championships, but regardless they could just release DLC and major updates for Pro Evo 2016.

You really aren’t making the argument that Thiago Silva brought nothing to that team, are you?