If Spurs and Chelsea both get relegated it would be the greatest thing to ever happen in the history of the world. Fuck penicillin.

Is Mou on the hot seat? God I’d love to see his arrogant face get fired by the arroganter face of Abramovich again.

YYYEEEESSS!

It was written specifically for Jeanette McCurdy and Andre Drummond.

What? Why? He was gonna to get a massive fucking scoop in his third episode. Of course he was rooting for him to run.

I’m all in for Bernie but damned if I wouldn’t like to see Biden give it one more go.

Because it was so fucking bad. I can’t even point to a reason; that movie just enraged me.

It’s because George W. Bush is an idiot.

and my dad was super angry with me.

Because hurting the Patriots directly benefits the other 31 teams.

So apparently the Patriots were so good at stealing play books that teams were putting out fake ones to be stolen.

I am so fucking jealous of Robert Pattinson.

Especially when he's acting intentionally douchey to a bunch of kids who just want to kill them some Nazis, goddammit.

You would hate Band of Brothers.

“No, I’m not giving you a gun permit. I don’t believe gun ownership is right.”

Brace yourself, FIFA is coming.

When I was a small child, I had a dream almost nightly of standing on the top the Empire State Building’s spire. And then falling, careening down to the street. Right before I face planted I woke up.

It’s a loan so he can get gametime...it’s not like he sold him for 500,000 pounds to MK Dons.

Rooney scored less and went for the same amount.

They went to the CL final the year after Ronaldo left and won 3 PL titles, and finished second in goal-difference with the most points ever from a non-title winning side.