At the store today, a lady asked me to help her with the coin star machine. After demonstrating how to do it, she made me kiss her.
On March 14, 2003, Recep Tayyip Erdoğan was elected Prime Minister of Turkey.
Jesus tapdancing Christ.
“I like Trump more than Hillary,” says the white mother of a biracial child.
The western world breathes a sigh of relief as Geert Wilders’ far-right white-nationalist Party for Freedom (PVV) did not take the top spot in the Dutch election. For months polls had shown PVV either largely in front of incumbent center-right party People’s Party for Freedom and Democracy (VVD), but on election day…
The fuck was that awesome shit? It was like House of Cards on freaking meth set in an even more byzantine and corrupt organization. Look at all this awesome shit:
After he stopped watching, the Patriots started playing well.
Evil always wins.
First Super Bowl missed extra point in 27 years. There is something Bigger going on here.
I’d be pissed but I know this is pissing off Trump more, the entire Patriots organization is dripping with deplorables. And Jimmy Carter is a Falcons fan (aka our most adorable ex-president until Obama). I have beer and Hannah Arendt, I’ll be fine.
That’s...something. More than 20 points higher at the Tea Party’s height.
Opposition protesters at John F. Kennedy International Airport
Assuming he doesn’t win reelection!
Today was a great one.
I feel pretty nauseous
Is how Meryl should’ve ended that speech.