I just bought one and I’m not even a lesbian!

Yes I know I posted this before -

I can’t wait for people to get over this arbitrary attachment to cylinder count. Performance is what I care about.

This is big time dealership in South Jersey, they sell cars out the ying yang, and would prefer not to have a shop if they legally could.

The problem with putting this sort of note on TDIs in Portland is you would quickly run out of ink. It’s like putting notes on Subarus in Vermont or pickups in Georgia or wrong way driver Oldsmobiles in Florida.

Fast and the Furious: Arbor Day lol

Yeah, I hope a judge dismisses this case in one second. It’s not like the Porsche made the driver go 40+ over the speed limit. And any vehicle going that speed hitting an object will look like a crumpled soda can.

Honda S2000. An amazing can and can be found pristine for $15k. Drive around with the top down and if she complains about her hair then fuck that and go find someone else who can actually fucking enjoy life.

She’ll love it.

Wouldn’t it be interesting if Piech knew about this whole diesel tampering under his watch and let himself be ‘ousted’ from the hotseat so when the news broke, his successor, Winklehorn was the one in the hot seat. And now he may be back in control without having to resume the hot seat directly himself.

It would be cheaper and more effective to convert a dozen of the new Maersk container ships to shoot hundreds of cruise missiles at drone acquired targets. Two to three battleships that need barrels changed after X number of shots is not cheap or effective. I’m thinking something like a shipborne MLRS system with long…

Unless she ever gets a photo op on one.

The biggest cunt on an Iowa-class since that Cher video!

Haha that’s like something a bad engineer would say.

Jag CX-75. James Bond films don’t count

/weeps

My friend with a Miata almost destroyed it attempting to get a bed frame home from Ikea. I get a call in the middle of lunch with my girlfriend asking me to help him get the bed all the way home in my truck. I get there, get the thing loaded, and my girlfriend asks if she can ride in the Miata because its a…

I tried to make a motocross bike surf across water once. Problem was I left out the modification part. It was 1979, and I was wearing an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time (or maybe it was a bong, I can't remember), and I had bought an old beat up Yamaha dirt bike, I think like a 90cc or something like…