Indeed, most ugly objects look better in a hue the human eye has difficulty distinguishing subtle shapes on. :P

The Enzo looks like a P2 prototype with an aftermarket body kit. The car was never considered beautiful by almost anyone - it was always garish and divisive. It is strangely-proportioned, jarringly sculpted (like it has chunks missing), and the headlights simply reek of aero-afterthought.

I’ll have that.

I’m sorry are you trampling on my 2nd amendment right to bare [evenly-tanned] arms?

“...in my mind it’s attempted murder...”

They’re like little Cthulus!

Those baby roaches are kind of adorable I DON’T CARE ABOUT THE CONTEXT

I think this, this, this. Dodge built the ragged, pure halo car enthusiasts asked for, and that enthusiasts would love to love... On the used market. 10 years from now.

I wish they had a good green 3M vinyl. Sadly, a typical forest green is all they have and it’s just too damn bright. I’m pretty sure it’d look like I was driving an angry little piece of mold. :(

Yeah, unfortunately that’s not an option, and painting a brand-new car just seems financially... not smart to me. A pro wrap is 1.5-2k. A paint job would be 3x as much to do right, and also voids the warranty potentially. I’m looking for non-permanent color change.

I’m slightly afraid of glossy vinyl because I feel like it would be more prone to showing its age over time, but I haven’t really researched it too deeply. I figured matte was safer in terms of not looking like a bad paint job, but I am far from a vinyl expert.

Alright, this is the perfect timing to get some community consensus on something I’ve been considering.

Right? Pretty sure even Justin Bieber wouldn’t be caught dead driving one of these. This is a Qatar special. Gag.

Do you think anybody buying a base Accord... cares?

Yeah, that’s never coming to America. Just no way. They’d sell 5.

Don’t you know? Russian missiles have advanced terror-seeking technology, long kept a secret from the Western Capitalist Pigs. And so do their bombs. And tank shells. And bullets.

New VW slogan ideas:

“Volkswagen TDI torque NOX your socks off!”
“VW TDI: Nitrous is standard. Lots of it.”
“The Golf TDI: now with guaranteed smog passage for life.”
“The VW SportWagen TDI with Fender Audio: loud enough to drown out the cries of Sierra Club members on your next outdoor adventure.”
“The Jetta TDI: because…

Both are public safety concerns, and VW’s is inarguably on a far more massive scale. So yes, those numbers make more than sense to me.

Why would VW take a diesel to break his knees? I’ve heard those VW diesels are nox-belching smog machines, though I can’t recall the source of this information.

As soon as they figure just which ignition coil is causing that misfire.