Just wait you’ll find out that the environmentally friendly ( good for us, good for the planet ) VW batteries will be made out of scrap from Fukushima & Chernobyl you won’t need lights they’ll fuckin glow in the dark.

They must be hoping after recent stories that “wait we will send out a fluff piece that makes us look human” if we can make people smile they may not think we are a total bunch of cunts.

There are lots of different makes over here ( Scotland ) with the new type led drls and they are really hard to see if they are indicating from the front as you face them.