Hangover-free booze?

Where's the trademark incredibly long, disproportionate legs??

I use and voted for Ubuntu. However, it is a pain in the ass compared to Windows. Some remedial tasks requires me to look up and type out commands in the terminal.

@mfaulken: You must be blind if you can't see the different between the 480i resolution of CRT tvs and the 1080p resolution of HDTVs.

@KyleW: I have an eeePC 900. 1.6Ghz, 2GB ram, and 16GB SSD HD. It ran Win XP like molasses. Hearing the startup chime sounded like a drowning person gasp for air. This was a no frills installation too!

I keep my users folder on a separate hard drive. When I reformat my main hard drive and reinstall the OS, the migration is that much less painful. At the very least, my files maintain its "date created" info.

Yay.

You @lutopia: You know thats how chicken broth is made. They dont use prime pieces like chicken breasts or thighs to make it.

After having sex with porn stars, does Merriman break out in his very queer "sack dance?"

@USBman:

TV. I'm a nice round shape because of it.

I've been using WavePad for years. Its great! The only downside is after editing an MP3, once you save the ID tags are cleared.

Best Deadspin headline ever!

I agree with Kidd

When Almighty Supremebeing Allah goes to prison, what religion will he convert to?

Madden shouldn't have put Favre on the cover in the first place. The Madden curse will continue.

@VidaBlueBalls: There are not enough animals, fish, or gas guzzling suvs in the world to satisfy an army of cloned Brat Favors.

Wisconsin should split into two states, like West Virginia did in the Civil War. Wisconsin proper can keep the Packers with Aaron Rogers as their QB. West Wisconsin can form their own football team, The Pickers, with their colors emerald and gold. West Wisconsin can have Brett Favre as QB, and can take half the Packer…

I've taken some drunken pictures with college QBs. Of course I'm not dumb enough to post them on facebook.

Watching American Gladiators is just like taking a walk through a high school; you'll get a guaranteed boner.