The best part of all of this? Her spoiled-rotten, brainless “influencer” daughter Olivia Jade has no intention of going to class, so at least half the money was wasted anyway.

In 1971, I bought a couple of dashikis. I loved the colors and they were nice and cool during the summer in the humid and scorchingly hot South. I was set straight by a couple of absolutely-not-shucking-and-jiving-anymore black guys I knew. That was my last attempt at appropriation. That lesson has served me well.

Smoking...

She’s got the cutest smile...on top of all that talent.

It’s insane how beautiful this woman is. So much for all the “most beautiful women in the world” being regularly white...

“Well, I think Lebron James needs to just stay in his lane...”

So they’re going to give Trump his punching bag back? Give him his Democratic boogeywoman back? So House Democrats will be moving forward with the same person that has failed to get the truck out of the ditch these past 8 years?

Just peachy...

One word: awesome...

Yeah, you know, because the black vote is a monolith...

“While I dislike seniors in general...”

Does anyone know if her butt is so nice that complete strangers, including 9-year-olds, can’t resist grabbing it?

I think Melania has worn out her “she signed up to be a rich man’s wife, not THIS” apology...she is now definitely “on the team”...

When my ex and I split up and she took the kids, it wasn’t two weeks before my daughter called me and asked that I cook something and Fedex it to her. 

Dude, there are no unicorns...

Just kidding, that was Josef Stalin

Though I’m sure he doesn’t think so, old Tyler dodged a bullet...

I guess you haven’t seen the whole video. The shooter (who appears to have been drinking) is shown stepping forward and pointing his finger at the girlfriend (who is out of view) and seems to be berating her pretty heavily. There is a white guy who is going into the store and stops to watch for a few seconds because…

”...freedom of speech, but not freedom from consequences...” 

You want a third party? Fine. Tell those airheads to show up on local ballots, build a following from the ground up, and for God’s sake, at least provide better candidates. Also tell them that showing up every 4 years, spewing a bunch of word salad, and sucking up a few million in donations from the unicorn-seekers is…

I had to make my choices based on how much harm was possibly or actually done. All of these people are pretty damn disgusting and in some matchups, it’s a hell of a horse race, but to me, the potential harm from the actions that were taken by some of these assholes outweighed how despicable some of the others were as…