A 6,000-pound projectile steered by “Autopilot” while the “driver” plays sudoku. What could possibly go wrong?

Jalopnik: More questions than answers. 

How much HP was Ford putting down in’04?

Pretty sure it’s in the air cleaner of the car I just sold. 

And that you literally ripped out the passenger seat to impress some chads. 

And that it was due to Fiero ownership. 

I suspect this is done to simplify and minimize the cost of model year refreshes.

I’m so sorry your life peaked in 1994.

To get the car approved, Pontiac told management it was an economy car. They dared not even mutter “sports car” under their breath.

Why bother? They will just disappoint us again by not achieving the claimed top speed.

Congratulations, you’ve been voted Least Observant Child. 

Only if Esprits have gullwing doors and twin-turbo V-8’s. 

It’s a Vauxhall!

Has this beast come up for sale?

HA HA HA!

Nice try. 

Under power it sounds like an M47 Patton.

Yes, but take solace in the fact that your civil servants have fantastic benefits and pensions.

My local government already generates plenty of revenue that could be used to fix roads, if only they hadn’t rolled over on every union demand. I have zero faith that higher taxes will solve any problem.

Isn’t that the title of the next Bond movie?