This stood out to me way more than the plaid upholstery. Looks like something they ripped off a redneck ski boat. 

Funny how manufacturers who build unreliable, poorly-built cars tend to struggle, while mfr’s who build good cars succeed.

It is enforced and this really stupid advice.

It was scorched earth snarky,  it ok. 

How dare you sir! Or whatever pronoun you go by. 

Shower thought: Is it still a rear main seal if the engine is mounted sideways?

Yes. “Maximum” Bob Lutz fixed almost all of that. 

I never heard of it and I can afford cable. Get snarkier.

Nope.

Methinks you and MontegoMan are talking past each other.

How dare you imply that “journalists” would mock the workmanship of union members whilst they themselves demand union protection! How dare you sir!

The new Bronco is the automotive equivalent of husky-sized jeans.

‘puterization.

I would rather be seen in a Hellcat than one of these goofy monstrosities. And I don’t like Hellcats.

Then you must refer to guns as “rooty-tooty point and shootys.”

110 mph usually does the trick. 

Spy photo of the highly-anticipated Tesla Roadster.

G/O Media must selling Jalopnik to 4chan.

I only read this article because it said column shift. Clickbait strikes agin. 

Holy blindspot Batman!