Seems as though the wrong expletives were deleted.

What’s with all these people saving my comments? Is this a new feature of Kinja?

Just do a Johnny Knoxville and tell them you hit a dog. 

Well, Supercharger doesn’t mean what Elon thinks it means, so there.

Relax, we all find you hilarious. 

My used C6 came with a remote which opens the butterfly valves on the exhaust. It’s awesome.

Tata.

Does it laugh maniacally at the stroke of midnight? If not, I’m out.

Does it laugh maniacally at the stroke of midnight? If not, I’m out.

Why does this section of the Williamette River makes it so easy to dispose of a car? Asking for a friend.

Thank you, your son, and his scout troop’s service.

Where can I get one of those $95K necklaces? Asking for a friend. 

Body panels pressed from the finest Russian steel. These things were rusting as they rolled off the assembly line.

Ford May have an issue...

I believe this car was originally commissioned by PPG to show off their latest exterior coating (paint) technology,

Are you sure the Toledo wasn’t just a V-6 with a fouled spark plug?

#colonist

When I hear the term Vanlife, I think of the L.A. homeless living in filthy squalor.

And if there’s a Turbo button on the dash