It may not have a CD player, but I’m willing to bet it has a CD changer. Look in the trunk.

Alita: Type 2 Diabetes Angel.

Take your star and Gosdspeed to you. 

What’s the EU terminology for shoes minus the “s”?

BMW owner occasionally use their turn signals. 

I believe that extra rear tires were when Count Vigo invoked hill climb competition mode. 

I gave up on the Corvette Forums because every third post is some dude selling aftermarket LED headlamp clusters. 

It looks like they lost their hubcaps. 

Don’t tell Kristen that polished and chrome are the same thing. 

Millenial gloating intensifies...

This. I was told not to use CC in the rain back when cars were all rear-wheel drive and lacked stability or traction control. A skid in the rain with the cruise on could be very dangerous. 

Are you sure about that?

Sounds like Muppet character, not a car. 

Silly posters. The last supercar flop was my home-built, Cushman-powered TygerSpeed 5000. It garnered nearly zero interest at the Temple, TX Cars and Coffee.

Your heroes put on their Pantaras one leg at at a time, just like the rest of us. 

Accept reality goober. 

I moved from PB in 2017, but kept the local news twitter feeds just for stories like this. 

Mmm, 4.5 liter of four-cylinder diesel smoothness. 

Yup, that’s why so many of us are desperately trying to move to France.