When I saw the word rendering, I stopped reading.

But you can’t outrun the pain.

Without apology, I state that this is an ugly, awkward-looking car.

My bad. 

American Racing Torque Thrust.

Translation: These will look rad on my Topolino!

GM made this for people who can afford a $70k sport car. Boomers. 

Room for two bags of clubs and a 6-foot middle-aged body is hardly telling boomers to “go f themselves.” They even get the door sills low for ingress/egress. The C8 has boomer written all over it. 

Once the cam sensors go, it’s time to sell.

Do the under-hood plastics get brittle like early-aughts Infinitis?

Is there a Top Speed button?

I would prefer these imaginary 1M citizens ignore Area 51 and instead mass along our southern border. 

White trash story red flags:

Elon was visionary regarding EV tech. Unfortunately, he was wearing blinders to Big Auto bearing down on his market niche. Software tweaks and easter eggs will not save the brand.

Methinks you’ve been Kinja’d. 

Behold the future of “Meh Cars Monday.”

When someone asks me when I’ll sell my Vette, I tell them I can’t yet because the value just bottomed out. 

As I recall, Ford shunned bailout money and paid off their loans years ago. 

All the more reason to allow time develop a competitive vehicle. You can electrify any car, Elon and Neil Young proved that years ago. It takes time and money to get it right

This article is as effective as yelling at clouds.